A Few Words

 

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention
of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3,
Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am
thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does
not work on this program.

Can you help me, please!!!

Thanks, Joe
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Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem men complain about but is
mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a
"UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files
within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0,
so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files
from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
with more problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and
problems that might occur, regardless of their cause.

The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc"
key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the operating system will return to normal.
The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame
for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 4.0. Do not,
under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.6.
This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.

Tech Support.
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           I Will


If I ever saw you -
I didn’t catch your name -
But, it never really mattered
I will always feel the same

Love You Forever And Forever
Love You With All My Heart
Love You Whenever, We’re Together
Love You When We’re Apart

And when at last, I find you
Your Song will fill the air
Sing it loud so I can hear you
Make it easy to be near you
For the things you do,
Endear you to me
All you know, .. I Will
I Will .....

Love You Forever And Forever
Love You With All My Heart
Love You Whenever, We’re Together
Love You When We’re Apart.

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             House at Pooh Corner

Christopher Robin and I walked along under branches lit up by the moon,
Posing our questions to Owl and Ihor as our days disappeared all too soon,
But I've wandered much further today than I should,
And I can't seem to find my way back to the Wood.

So, help me if you can I've got to get,
Back to the House after a quarter by one,
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done,
Count all the Bees in the Hive,
Chase all the Clouds from the Sky,
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do,
Got a Honey Jar stuck on his nose,
He came to me asking help and advice,
And from here no one knows where he goes,
So, I sent him to ask of the Owl, if he's there,
How to loosen a Jar from the nose of a Bear.

So, help me if you can I've got to get,
Back to the House after a quarter by one,
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done,
Count all the Bees in the Hive,
Chase all the Clouds from the Sky,
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh.

So, help me if you can I've got to get,
Back to the House after a quarter by one,
You'd be surprised there's so much to be done,
Count all the Bees in the Hive,
Chase all the Clouds from the Sky,
Back to the days of Christopher Robin,
Back to the Ways of Christopher Robin,
Back to the Ways of Pooh.

 

                                                      

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